6 Hand, 7 Hand, 8 Hand Bunch

This is gonna be a quick one, but I'll be back with more later today.

First off, I gotta give y'all this new Wayne joint. What is presumably the first single from the globally-anticipated album, The Carter 4, "6 Foot 7 Foot" samples Harry Belafonte's classic song "Day-O (Banana Boat Song)" to astronomically devastating effect. Seriously, you can see this beat from space. And not only are the beats from Bangladesh (see: "A Milli") out of this atmospher,e but Wayne tears the shit in half, sounding as hungry as he did before he owned the game. The king is back.
Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot ft. Corey Gunz [prod. by Bangladesh]


Rynecologist of GDD fame and producing excellence has given Bright & Shiny favorite track "Lyposuct" a nice, shall we say, proofreading. This edit takes the original from D.I.M. & TAI from bat-shit insane to insane rhythmic groove. Where the bleeps from the original seemed generally unintelligible, Ryne translates them into something groovy, with structure and distinct instructions to DANCE.
D.I.M. & TAI - Lyposuct (Rynecologist Merdur Re-edit)

SIR REAL

It's Original

Alright guys, I have exams this week and needn't be foolin' with lots of text. So here are a bunch of originals, one remix, and one selfproclaimed dubstep track (!!).

LeBatman is the newest addition to the super cool Shiny Disco Club label.

LeBatman - Dating Do's

Shit Robot is a part of the all powerful DFA team. Honestly, just check out who else is on that label...

Shit Robot - Tuff Enuff

Jean Tonique is unsigned, but wont be for long if he keeps putting out disco dynomite, "like such as":

Jean Tonique - Dynomite

HR is part of Girlfriend Records. She is a girl and thus is awesome.

HR - Sandra

Alphabet Pony is a London based Electro/Dubstep/Electronica artist on Sharks & Tigers records. This song is labeled dubstep on their soundcloud aaaaand seeing as I rarely like dubstep, I just had to post this one.

Alphabet Pony - Clones

Here we have Headman, who has produced a nifty little remix of an already awesome track.

Doves - Compulsion (Headman Dub Remix)

This video was shown to me by Austin Monroe, voguing coach extraordinaire, and Reid Kutrow, who murders people.

Love, Patrick

[Post script from Sir Real]
BONUS!!

Lil Wayne, in a beautiful return to form, brings a joint featuring Drake off Wayne's upcoming LP I Am Not A Human. "Laugh now, die later mothafucka/ You's a bitch, Beta Phi Beta mothafucka" Oh lordd, the Martian is back.
Lil Wayne - Gonorrhea (No Tags)

If you want me you can find me in the 'A'

OKAY it's Saturday. Let's get things started seeing as there is partying to be done, it is the weekend after all.

We're going to take this kinda slow starting with a brunch of sorts. This Aeroplane remix of "Baby I'm Yours" by the one of a kind Breakbot deals out two full servings of funk wrapped in your recommended daily value of groove. Just snap your fingers when you get to a 1.25 minutes.
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours ft. Irfane (Aeroplane Remix)



Lazy Rich's programming ability is evidenced here on an electro jam with funky, stuttering progressive synths.
Toby Emerson - Never Comin' Down (Lazy Rich Remix)



Culture has found this song to be mentally handicapped. That's right, this track is totally retarded. Things don't start to get started until 1:00, where you'll find the latin-inspired synth lurking in your speakers.
Da Hool - Meet Her at the Love Parade (Nom De Strip Remix)



New Weezy single featuring Drake. Consider this a warning: this is the Lil Wayne we used to love, not the one who's been spreading his rap genius too thinly as of late. This joint is thoroughly unreleased.
Lil Wayne - Right Above It ft. Drake (CDQ/No DJ)



the Clubhaus
So this is a new feature I'll be doing probably every post, but we’ll see how it goes. Remember when you were a kid and you had a tree house and it was called the clubhouse and no girls were allowed and all you did was read comics and play Cowboys and Indians and other such ultra-violent, make-believe games? Well I don’t, ‘cause I never had a fucking tree house, who do you think I am. Anyway, back to the ‘90s pop-culture clubhouse reference—this is like that except girls are totally allowed and instead of reading comics all we do is rave our faces off. The Clubhaus will be providing you with the best of the hard, big room sounds you seek this holiday season. However, there are rules. The first rule of the Clubhaus is that all tracks must be played as loud as possible. If this rule is not followed you are to be found in violation of NAFTA and extradited from the Clubhaus, as you clearly do not belong and are probably a terrorist. Other than that the Clubhaus is your playground and the vanguard of unspeakably incomprehensible club music the world over. Come here for your fix of music that belongs only in a club, the kind of music that makes you say “What the fuck, that was just loud-ass computer noises!” the first time you hear it, the kind of music that shouldn’t be understood but feels good.

Both of these guys are totally nuts, so if you put 'em together its just not fair... Shit gets real real at 2 minutes flat, although as with all works of art I suggest you give the buildup a solid listen.
Wolfgang Gartner & Mark Knight - Conscindo (Original Club Mix)

Ignore that stupid electronic plunking noise for the first minute, vocals are phenomenal.

Wynter Gordon - Dirty Talk (Laidback Luke Remix)

Stuck somewhere between progressive and electro house Sidney Samson found this hybrid banger.
Sidney Samson - Panorama (Original Mix)

Treasure Fingers

Atlanta born DJ and producer Treasure Fingers is in town tonight for a set at U Street Music Hall. I've loved this man's particular brand of house music for about three years now, its sure to be a good time.

BONUS!!
Treasure Fingers - Cross the Dancefloor


Diamond Cut - Teardrops (Treasure Fingers Filter Disco Edit)




Shouts to PK, its a motherfucker's birthday. Do it big tonight.

Octavius